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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Thank You Direct TV

Look what I got from Direct TV today to commemorate our 1st anniversary together.



Since the traditional gift for a 1st anniversary is paper, they sent me this paper certificate for 3 months of free Showtime. WooHoo! Now I can watch Queer as Folk without having to download it off the Internet.

I'm off to watch some free movies.

Thank you Direct TV, I can tell this is going to be a very long and happy relationship we have together. And they said we wouldn't last.

Rejected at the Taste

I just got back from the Taste of Chicago. There were a lot of people there, but the weather wasn't that bad. I haven't been outside in a couple of days so I wasn't sure how hot it was going to be, but it cooled down nicely tonight and it wasn't too humid.

Before my friend and I went to the Taste, we went to get her a temporary replacement for the cell phone that she lost last night. As we were waiting in the establishment, an entrepreneur came up to us and at first I thought he worked for a movie theatre in the area and was advertising for them, he was telling us all the latest new releases he had. Then he said that he had Mr. and Mrs. Smith on DVD. I was like what, you have it on DVD, how'd the hell you get that? He said that he had a portable DVD player along so we could look at the merchandise. I told him I wasn't interested, but I wanted to see his Mr. and Mrs. Smith. So he went in his bag and pulled out a ton of titles. He wasn't even worried about them looking legit. They were just in paper envelops with the title written in marker on the DVD. They were pretty reasonable only $8 for one or 2 for $15, but I decided against it. I told my friend that some of my friends who I used to work at the movie theatre with, are managers now, so I don't need bootleg copies, I can just go to the theatre for free. Mr. Entrepreneur said that's how he gets his movies. Normally from people who work at the theatre or people who have friends who work at the theatre. They just record it and then he makes his DVDs. I thought that was an interesting bit of information and although I worked at the theatre for years, something I never thought of doing and for the record still wouldn't do. I might download music and TV shows of the Internet illegally, but I feel as though that is crossing the line. I have standards people!

So after getting our replacement phone, we were off to the taste, where the rejection took place.



CAN YOU BELIEVE, THEY WOULD NOT ACCEPT MY $2 BILLS TO BUY FOOD TICKETS! I felt so rejected. Where's the equality and justice in this world?

More fun with the $2 Bills

Today I went out to lunch with one of my former coworkers. I met her up by my old stomping grounds in the Northwest suburbs. Yes, I drove the 35 miles just to have lunch with a friend. We had a blast catching up and reminiscing about the good old days.

I think we had a newer waiter at the California Pizza Kitchen, but he was very nice nonetheless and let us sit there for an hour and a half and chat. When the bill came, my friend gave me her share and I told her that I was going to pay everything in $2 bills. I told her about the campaign and told her to check out my blog for all the details. She thought it was great and bought a $2 bill from me. I told her she had to recirculate it and she said she would. Then I told her to watch the waiter when he opened up the binder thingy to see his reaction. She started laughing because he called one of his fellow waiters over and they were both laughing. It was great. My friend and I were laughing so hard to see the bewildered and amused face on our waiter. (I hear you Sublime, I was wondering if he was going to come over to see if they were legit.) I bet he never received 14 $2 bills before. I figure you have to pay with all $2 bills instead of just throwing one in every now and then. It makes more of a statement. I'm thinking I should write on the bills or attach a post-it telling people to check out the site. That way I can let them in on the plan.

Well I’m off to the Taste of Chicago tonight to have some fun and circulate more $2 bills. This really is fun. I always have fun spending money, but this adds a whole new element to it.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

IFC My New Favorite Channel

I watched a documentary called Baadasssss Cinema tonight. It aired on the IFC channel a couple of days ago and I taped** it and watched it today. It was great. It is about the blaxploitation films of the 70's. It was interesting to hear all of the actors talk about that time. How much do I love Pam Grier? Some of her movies are on TV this week if you want to check them out.

Saturday, 2 12:00 PM Scream, Blacula, Scream 241 TVONE
Saturday, 2 8:00 PM Black Mama, White Mama 241 TVONE
Saturday, 2 10:45 PM Foxy Brown 542 SHOXe
Saturday, 2 11:00 PM Original Gangstas 50 WPWR

After watching clips from it in the documentary, I'm going to watch Jackie Brown in about 5 minutes. My brother has it on DVD so I can't wait to see it.

I also watched another special on IFC called INDIE SEX TABOOS. The opening quote drew me in.

“If we can’t kill and screw and steal and betray to our heart’s desire, and in general, violate every taboo in sight – well, we can at least watch other people do it.”

Michael Ventura,
Psychology Today
It was also very interesting. Of course my brother has another one of the films that they talked about, Happiness, so I will be watching that either after Jackie Brown tonight or tomorrow.

I wanted to learn more about the genre for my new porn business venture. I'd like to thank Brian, a.k.a. F-A-F, for the great business idea.

After watching both of these specials/documentaries about the movies, I must say the 70's seemed like a very fun and revolutionary time for film. I only hope that there are more facets of society that are yet to be discovered through Film in the coming years.

And if any of the film studios are looking for peons to work for them in their marketing departments, let me know.

I'm going to start hanging out in front of their offices, holding a sign, "Will work for experience." After all, who needs food.

**Yes, I am the only person in the free world yet to get a TIVO. I figured it would be responsible for me to get a job first and then spend my money on the finer things in life. However, if the people at TIVO would like me to advertise for them on my blog in exchange for OH say a free TIVO, I would be open to that. You can have your people contact me directly, since I don't trust my people to handle the details.

The Internet is my friend

Well today I've used the Internet for some useful and fun things.

I went on Gas Price Watch to find out where I could find cheap gas. I found a place only 7 miles away in Indiana for only $2.19. What a deal! Normally I only go about 3 miles to get my gas so I probably won't go back there, but it gave me something to do today.

Before I got the gas, I went to the bank today to get some money and see if they had any $2 bills. The bank teller told me that she had alot so I got all 29 of them. She asked if I used the $2 bills and I said yes and she said that was unusual. I could have gone into the $2 bill campaign, but I wanted to get to the gas station before they changed the price.

So I circulated my first 8 $2 bills at the gas station. The guy looked a little shocked to be paid in $2 bills, but although it's different, it's still legal tender and they took it.

Now I just got home and registered my remaining 21 $2 bills on Track Your Cash. If you create a log on, you can keep track of all the money that you enter into the system. Under the comments section, I put in the website for the $2 bill campaign. If anybody else uses $2 bills, go and register them so we can see how far they go.

As a side note, it seems alot harder to carry cash in your wallet when all of the denominations are $2 bills. My wallet is busting at the seams. OH WELL, I guess that is a good problem to have. Can't fit all my money in my wallet, too bad their not $100's.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

One Blog

One.org has a blog. Go and check it out and sign the One Petition and the letter to President Bush if you haven't already.

http://politicaltechnology.com/one/blogs/one_blog/

Monday, June 27, 2005

Lifetime Lesson of the Day

What I learned from DESOLATION SOUND:

Don't kill your best friend because she will fuck with you from the dead.

Who needs the 10 Commandments, I learn all of life's lessons from Lifetime.

Lifetime

I don't know why, but I love Lifetime** Television and their movies. My brother makes fun of me all the time, but they really are entertaining and educational (hey sometimes I learn stuff!). Just in case you are wondering what I will be doing tonight, I'll be watching DESOLATION SOUND.



Laura's quiet life in the wilderness of Desolation Sound is rocked when she learns of her husband's affair with Elizabeth, an old friend who has been visiting. Things take an even stranger turn when something horrible happens to Elizabeth. You won't want to miss one second of the investigation as Laura gets closer and closer to the scary truth!
I know it sounds riveting, and I betcha it will be. It stars none other than Ms Flashdance herself, Jennifer Beals.

**Lifetime can contact me at any time for an opening in their marketing department.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Annie

I watched Annie today on AMC.




What a great movie! Carol Burnett, Ann Reinking, Bernadette Peters, what more could you ask for?

First came out in 1982, I was 4. I can't remember if I saw it that year or soon afterwards, but I do remember it was my babysitter’s favorite movie. The first time I saw it, I woke up in the middle of the night with nightmares. My mom came in my room and I was hysterical screaming you’re not my real mom. Apparently, I only calmed down when my dad came in the room. My own Daddy Oliver Warbucks to the rescue.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Say NO to drugs

Today, I was getting sick of being sick after not falling asleep until 5:30am due to sinus pressure among other things, so I decided to screw the natural healing and get some drugs. My mom went out and got me some Sudafed cold and sinus.

I took it this afternoon around 3 and fell asleep for about an hour. It was great, the best sleep that I’d had in days. When I woke up, I could actually breathe out of my nostrils. However, I had to go to the bathroom and that’s when trouble hit. All of a sudden, I thought I was going to throw up. I grabbed the garbage can, but luckily the feeling had passed. I decided that my best bet was just to get back to lying in bed. But on the 6 steps back from the bathroom to my bed, I collapsed on the floor in front of my bed. I couldn’t get in bed. I yelled out for help but unfortunately my mom was outside and my dad couldn’t hear me. I don’t know how long I was lying in the doorway, but I finally heard someone and yelled out again and my mom came upstairs.

The scariest thing wasn’t the passing out, but the fact that my entire body was tingling (you know like when your leg falls asleep). I couldn’t even get feeling in my hands. I was like great; I’m probably having a stroke or something from this god damn Sudafed. My dad said the best thing to do is to take some cayenne pepper to help with circulation. At this point, I was scared and willing to try anything so he put 6 drops of cayenne pepper in a glass of water and boy was that stuff potent. But within a couple of sips, the tingling feeling was subsiding so I was happy.

I don’t know if I’m allergic to this cold medicine, if I’m just really sensitive (although I only took 1 tablet and it says to take 2), or if I didn’t eat enough (I only had an English muffin beforehand), but I’m back to my natural healing methods. Drugs might work faster, but the side effects just aren’t worth it.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Natural Skin Care Recipe

My aunt gave me this skin care recipe and it really does work. It's from Edgar Cayce's "Secrets of Beauty Through Health".

To 6 oz of Peanut Oil add
2 oz. Olive Oil
2 oz. Rose Water
1 Tbsp. Lanolin (dissolved).

I found the rose water and lanolin at my local health food store.

It helps clear up acne and get rid of black heads. I usually put it on at night, but since it is really oily, I always sleep on an old towel so I don't ruin my sheets.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Sick Today

I woke up this morning with a killer sore throat. At first I thought it was allergy related because the friend's house that I went to last night had 4 dogs, but after sleeping most of the day, I know its not allergies.

I'm off to eat more soup, sleep, and gargle with whatever we've got in the house.

Friday, June 17, 2005

My Contribution to The Economy

Here is my contribution to the economy for the day.


  1. 2 cards from Hallmark for Father's Day (remember it's this Sunday) and my mom's birthday (on Wednesday).
  2. 2 Large bags of M&M's and Hot Tamales from the local Walgreens. I know what do I need with 2 21.3oz bags of M&M's? (How many ounces are in a pound anyway?) That's right, 16. So I have 2.7 pounds of M&M's. Just carrying that should count as a workout, right? Well they were on sale 2 for $5, how could you pass it up. I probably shouldn't even post this because if my brother finds out there are 2 huge bags of M&M's in the house, there won't be a safe hiding placing in the joint!
  3. A 32ounce slurpee from the local Come N Shop. I know, I was disappointed too, I saved 25 cents, but I lost 12 ounces. They don't seem to have the 44ounce ones anymore.

I'll let you know how long it takes me to get through my stash.

Blame China

Is it just me, but has China become the next Iraq? They are being blamed for everything lately. Our currency is at an all time low, don't look at what this administration is doing about the economy, blame China for not changing their currency. That's why they have such a trade surplus!

Gas prices going thru the roof, let's not look at ways to reduce our dependency on foreign oil or look at new technologies like hybrid cars, blame China for using up too much of OUR oil.

It reminds me of South Park with their Blame Canada.

Anybody else think we are going to strike them next. It would follow with the Bush Administrations logic. We went after Iraq for their oil before getting to Iran or North Korea so why wouldn't we attack China for using our oil before we get to the others.

Lyrics:

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government,
or blame society,
or should we blame the images on tv
No!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault,
it's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me,
for my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon,
and now he's off to join the klan!
And my boy eric once,
had my picture on his shelf,
but now when I see him,
he tells me to fuck myself

Well,
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong
since Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

They're not even a real country anyway.
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true,
Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire,
or the doctor who allowed him to expire.
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hubaloo
and that bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Damn Indoor Plumbing

There are days when I wish I had my own place, but then there are days like today that I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit.

My dad has already roto rootered (or whatever the term is) the sink twice and today when we turned on the dishwasher, this is the gift we received.

Better Bumper Sticker

I found this website thanks to a comment left by Sublime.

I was kind of disappointed that there was only 1 design in the Heterosexual category, but I thought it was a good one. You can buy it as a T-shirt, etc. but I think it would make a great bumper sticker. I could stick it right next to my Britney Spears one. What do you think?



Wednesday, June 15, 2005

New Song: Irene Cara - What A Feeling.mp3

To commemorate the fact that I just saw Flashdance for the first time over the weekend, I changed the song of the day to Irene Cara's What a Feeling.

I was also in the mood to do this today after discovering a new blog entitled Daily Dancer. Let me tell you, this guy is great. Check him out.

Abortion

Last One. I figured I would push all of the hot buttons today.

The arguments of whether abortion is moral or immoral are too cut and dry. There are always exceptions to the rule in whether a fetus is a person or not, and whether killing is immoral or not. I would like to expand on Jane English’s idea that you can not judge whether abortion is immoral or moral solely based on the idea of what a person is. In this essay, I would like to prove that the argument about the morality of abortion is not cut and dry and in some cases abortion is moral and in other cases it is immoral.

In the typical abortion debate there are a number of cases that are discussed. These cases are the case where the mother’s health is threatened by the pregnancy, the case where the pregnancy is the result of rape, and the case where the woman does not want to be pregnant.

The first case that I will discuss is the case where the mother’s health is threatened by the pregnancy. Even though rare, there are cases today in which it is discovered that the mother may die if she carries the fetus to term. In such a case, I believe that it is not immoral to have an abortion. A woman has a right to protect herself even if that means killing an innocent fetus. The future of an adult woman is more important than that of a fetus, who may not even make it to term. Using English’s example, if a hypnotized person was told to attack you with a knife, it would not be immoral for you to kill the person (even though he or she is innocent) in order to save yourself. It is unfortunate when such cases arise, but in such cases the woman has the right to do whatever she can in order to survive.

The second case is that in which the pregnancy is a result of rape. In this case again, I think it is not immoral to have an abortion. The woman should not be held responsible for something that she did not consent to. In such a case, the woman’s mental health is more important and has a higher priority than that of an unborn fetus. Since acts of violence like rape affect a person on many levels (both mentally and physically), the mental health of the woman is just as important as the physical health of the woman in our last example.

However, in such cases as this I believe that a line should be drawn as to when the abortion should be performed. Since the woman will not physically die as a result of this pregnancy, the fetus should not be aborted at a stage in which it will physically suffer. I do not know exactly when an abortion should no longer be performed, but I do know the extremes. During the first couple of weeks after conception, the unborn child is classified as a zygote because it is just a cluster of multiplying cells. At this stage, the unborn child can not feel any pain and it is not immoral to have an abortion. However in the seventh month of pregnancy if the child was born, it could survive. At this stage of a pregnancy, the fetus is very similar to an infant and it can feel pain and would suffer as the result of an abortion and in such cases, abortion is immoral.

The last case is where the woman does not want to be pregnant. In such cases, I believe that an abortion should only be performed during the beginning of the pregnancy for the same reasons that I stated previously. An abortion after this point (whatever it may be) would be immoral.

In such a case where the woman consented to having sex and she will not suffer any physical harm from the pregnancy, I believe there is a limit to the number of abortions that should be performed. If a woman does not want to get pregnant, there is contraception available. I know that nothing is absolutely preventative accept abstinence, and that is why abortion is not immoral in such cases when the pregnancy was an accident. However, it is immoral to use abortion as a means of birth control.
To illustrate, if a woman walked down a particular street and was attacked and killed the attacker in self-defense, she would not be acting immorally. Now, if the woman continues to walk down that same street without taking any other precautions, it is not moral to continue to kill the attackers in self-defense because the entire situation could be avoided. People are supposed to learn from their mistakes. When children put their hands in fire, they learn that it burns and they no longer put their hand in the flame and the same is true for getting pregnant. Abortion should be used as a last resort and if a person uses abortion as birth control, they are acting immorally and irresponsibly.

In conclusion, it is obvious that there is no clear-cut answer to whether abortion is moral or immoral. However, different situations lead to different responses to abortion. If a woman will die as a result of carrying the fetus to term, then an abortion is not immoral. If a woman becomes pregnant as a result of rape, since she did not consent and she could suffer mentally as a result of carrying the baby, then an abortion is not immoral so long as it is performed towards the beginning of the pregnancy. Lastly, if a woman does not want to be pregnant, it is all right to have an abortion during the beginning of the pregnancy so long as she does not use abortion as a means of birth control. Such behavior is immoral because it is not using abortion as a last resort.

Sexual Morality

Here's another one for you.

When looking throughout history, it is easy to see how the times have changed. In the earlier part of the twentieth century it was thought that any premarital sex was immoral and the only sex that was moral was within the bounds of marriage. Just as the idea of prohibition has come and gone so has this idea of sexual morality. In today’s liberal society, it is obvious that the ideas of people like Vincent Punzo cannot be fully applied. Punzo’s key idea of commitment is important but needs to be modified to fit our society today. People like Thomas Mappes do have an idea of how to define sexual morality for our new liberal, but I believe that they are not complete. It is important to realize that we are dealing with sexual morality and not any legal aspect. I believe that such acts as rape and sexual intercourse with children should not even be an issue because such things are illegal and therefore are immoral. However, it is the other areas of sexual activity that need some clarifying and I will do this by extending on Punzo’s argument and modifying Mappes’ argument.

Vincent Punzo was correct in saying that there should be commitment in order for sexual intercourse to be moral; however, his argument was too narrow. I believe that Punzo needs to expand his ideas by saying that sexual intercourse is moral if two consenting adults truly love each other. This is connected to Punzo’s argument in that people who truly love each other, respect one another and out of that respect comes commitment. When two people are truly in love, they will do almost anything for each other, they do not treat each other as they might just a friend because of the respect that they have for one another. A couple’s love and respect leads to commitment. Commitment alone is should not be a deciding factor because it is too narrow and is a part of love.

Punzo’s argument is that if two consenting adults are committed to one another then it is morally acceptable to have sex. However, what does Punzo have to say if two adults get married in order to be morally acceptable, but when they want to have other sexual partners, they get divorced and marry another person? Technically they were married, so they were obviously committed and therefore they were acting in a morally acceptable way. However, many people would agree that this is just trivializing the sanctity of marriage and it would have been better if the two people had never been married.

Marriage should be a result of two adults who truly love each other and want to live together forever. Since in today's society, prearranged marriages are no longer the norm, I think it is safe to say that people do not have to marry without love. However, this is in fact the ideal case and unfortunately divorce does occur. Nevertheless, that does not mean that the entire marriage was immoral. So long as the two adults entered into the marriage with love, respect, commitment, and the intention to stay together, then their marriage is in fact moral.

With this idea of true love being the key factor in whether sex is moral or not, I would like to expand on Mappes’ views. Mappes view is that sex is immoral if there is coercion, deception, or a taking advantage of a dire situation. In other words, along with being truly in love, two consenting adults should not be coerced or deceived. When two people are in love, I do not think that Mappes’ point about taking advantage of a dire situation even applies. This concept of love plus total honesty and consent takes care of some of the other arguments of whether offers are immoral. Using this concept, offering sex to someone who you are not committed to is immoral.

In conclusion, I believe that both Punzo and Mappes had good ideas as to what is sexually moral, however, they just needed to be expanded on. Commitment is too narrow of a concept to signify whether something is moral or immoral. True love on the other hand includes such concepts as respect and commitment. When you truly love someone, you build respect and a commitment to the other person. Mappes’ idea of voluntary informed consent is also another aspect to what is sexually moral. So, sexual activity is moral if there are two consenting adults who are truly in love and who are not coercing or deceiving their partner.

Freedom of Expression and Pornography

Being that I have never been one to shy away from a good discussion or controversy for that matter, one of my favorite classes in college was a philosophy class entitled Contemporary Moral Issues. In this class we debated all the usual hot topics from abortion, capital punishment, animal rights, sex, and pornography.

I was just looking at some of my old papers on my computer and thought I would share them with the world. If I find out that anyone is using these for that same class, I'll kick your ass. These are my original thoughts, damn it!

I don't remember what grade I received on this particular paper, but I do know that I got an AB in the class so it couldn't have been that bad. For those of you who didn't go to the UW-Madison an AB is equivalent to an A- or B+.

Let me know what you think of my argument. Let's debate shall we!

When it was decided that the Articles of Confederation were no longer working for this country, the framers of the Constitution put together a form of government that was separated so no one branch of government could take over. However, the states did not ratify the Constitution until the Bill of Rights, which stated the people’s civil liberties, was added. Under Article I of the Bill of Rights, the people of the United States are entitled to freedom of speech and freedom of expression among other things. Since the ratification of the Constitution, many cases have been brought before the Supreme Court to see if it was constitutional to restrict freedom of speech and expression. One of the issues that have been brought to the Supreme Court is whether pornography should be censored or not. I believe that pornography should not be censored because it does not pose a clear and present danger.

Pornography is sexually explicit material; however, we should not confuse pornography with eroticism. The type of pornography that we are concerned with is that which depicts acts of violence and condones them. Some of the reasons why people think that pornography should be censored are because it causes harm to others, it causes harm to oneself, it is immoral, and it is offensive. However, the last two reasons should not be taken into consideration. Laws should not be made based on mortality and offensiveness because these things are matters of opinion. The Constitution was not written so that people could dictate to others what they can and cannot do. If this was the case, we could have members of the Ku Klux Klan oppressing and discriminating against minorities because they find them “offensive”.

On the other hand, harm to oneself and harm to others is a viable reason for restricting rights. This same philosophy falls under the “clear and present danger clause” of the Constitution. Even though this is a good reason for restriction, it is not applicable to pornography because pornography does not create a “clear and present danger”. The people who feel that pornography causes harm to others and themselves, feel that viewers will re-enact the violent behavior that is the substance of some pornography. However, these people are confusing correlation with causation. Pornography does not cause violent behavior just like horror films do not make a killer. People, who commit acts of violence, whether it is rape or murder, already have the seed for violence implanted in them. So people who are likely to commit acts of violence are the people who purchase violent pornographic material, and not the other way around.

There are many causes of violent behavior, but pornography is an indirect cause. Just like lack of exercise might lead to a person being overweight, it is not a direct cause. Eating large amounts of fattening foods or medical problems are more of a direct cause of a person being overweight.

Despite all of this, there is one type of pornography that should be censored and banned, and that is child pornography. Child pornography causes a direct harm to children and that is why it should be censored. The act of making pornographic material with children is child abuse. When two consenting adults decide to be a part of pornography, they have the right, but when an innocent child is involved, restriction is mandatory.

In conclusion, pornography, all except child pornography, should not be censored. Freedom of speech and expression is what our country is based on and since pornography does not cause a “clear and present danger”, it should not be restricted.

Jermaine Jackson

Since Jermaine Jackson is on CNN's Larry King Live, they are just asking for added attention. So why don't we ponder this ...

How does a cute little black boy who once looked like this




Turn into this


When he could have looked something like this


I'm thinking an uncut Jermaine looks a hell of a lot better than the post-op Michael. Although I do find it interesting that Jermaine and Michael both have a similar voice.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Bumper Stickers

I was driving along today and I saw a van with a bumper sticker like this one and another one saying Stop Abortion now or something like that.



People with bumper stickers like this really make me think, "Should I hit 'em!" You can tell alot about a person by the bumper stickers on their car.

I found a better definition for marriage here.



But I really think my mock-up makes a better statement.



What do you think, could I make money selling these?

My Last Words on MJ after some time to think

After taking some time to think, I guess I'm not that surprised about the MJ verdict. One of the things that I and we should all love about this country is that you’re innocent until proven guilty.

Since I didn't follow the trial, I really don't know what evidence the jury had to work with so I guess they were only doing their job. I am not going to be one of those people who complain about the outcome of an election, but they didn't vote. (Proud Voter!)

So here is where I think he went wrong. Like you care and haven't heard enough of this already, but this is my blog and it’s been on my mind so I've decided to purge it all out of me and leave it to cyberspace.

I understand that as a celebrity there are lots of people who are trying to get a piece of you. On the other hand, I can see how us non-celebrity folk think that celebrities or anyone with money for that matter can get away with just about anything because they can afford the good lawyers. But where MJ went wrong was with ever settling one of these cases. I understand that he didn't want all the stress and press from a big trial, but people found out about it anyway. When you settle, it sends 2 messages to the public.
1. your guilty and have enough money to buy them off
2. your innocent but your willing to reward people for making false accusations

If people think 1 anyway, why not have the trial and prove them right or wrong. Granted if you really are guilty, you probably don't want to go to prison. And if 2 is the way to go, your just inviting trials like this one. I betcha someone thinks twice before they make anymore accusations about MJ. Since he's fought and said I'm not going to settle for this shit anymore.

So, do I think he did it? I really don't know. I think he's weird and probably inappropriate (sleeping with kids that aren't your own is just weird) but do I think he molested them, I just can't say. I wasn't in the courtroom to hear all the evidence so who knows how credible the boy's mom was etc.

So if anybody does accuse him of anything in the future, I think that he should be tried and the parents should be tried for negligence. Now that the entire world knows about his odd behavior, why would any fit parent leave their children in his care? I say he is weird, but leave him alone. Let him be weird all by himself. Don't give him any more press and just move on. I don't know if you've heard, but we're fighting a war here. I think we can come up with some more legitimate news today.

And as Forrest Gump would say, "That's all I've got to say about that."

Monday, June 13, 2005

Not Guilty?


NOT GUILTY on all counts.

What do you have to do in the country to get convicted?

OJ
Robert Blake
and now
Michael Jackson

California really knows how to pick 'em! But what do you expect from a state that votes for the Terminator to run their state!

Jackson Jury Has a Verdict

I just logged onto AOL and what's on the Welcome Screen? Jackson Jury Has a Verdict. You can tune in Live on the Internet, but I just turned on CNN instead.

Watching the vans and SUVs driving up to the courthouse gives me the erie reminder of OJ in his bronco.

I haven't followed the rest of the trial or all of the re-enactments but I'm interested in the verdict. Waiting like the rest of you.

Munchies

I don't know what my problem is tonight, but I've got the munchies. It started around a 7:45pm when I realized that no one had gotten a Sunday paper yet today so I ran to the convenient store and then decided to get a twix bar along with the paper.



Then I was fine while I was watching the season premier of Strong Medicine and Missing on Lifetime, but since then I've been snacking on tortilla chips.



And now I just went as far as turning on the toaster oven and making some Garlic Texas Toast.



The sad thing is I'm still hungry. I don't want to heat up a meal in the microwave because let's face it; I've already eaten dinner. But I might just settle for a slice of American Cheese or maybe a pickle and then go to bed.

As you can see, I have a very refined pallet.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

The Party

Yesterday was my cousin's high school graduation party. A great time was had by all, and most importantly my Jello shots were a hit.

They had a snow cone machine and a Star Castle for the kiddies and the kids at heart.


Being that I was a designated driver, I had more fun in the Star Castle than with the Jello shots, but today my arms and legs are aching. I guess running and jumping around in the Star Castle is better than going to the gym. So I guess I'll take the day off.

My relatives from Arizona are in town so tomorrow I'm going with the guys (quite literally since I'm the only female going) to a White Sox game. I usually root for the Cubs, but I guess tomorrow I will just be rooting for Chicago.

Team America World Police

This entry is not approved for anyone under the age of 18. If you are under 18, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.

My brother rented Team America: World Police via NetFlix and I just watched it. I thought it was pretty funny, but what else would you expect from the creators of South Park. My favorite part of the movie was this. I found it here.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Now isn't that the truth!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Eventful

Well, tonight has been an eventful night. My aunt called and asked me if I could make some jello shots for my cousin's high school graduation party this Saturday. So I obliged and made 2 different flavors: Cherry Jello with regular Finlandia Vodka and Lemon Jello with Finlandia Lime Vodka. I'll let you know how they taste on Saturday or make that Sunday if I end up having too many.

Then about 15 minutes ago, I just spent over a $1000 and bought a ticket to Germany. I've been debating it for a while now. Since I don't have a job a) can I afford to spend $1000 and b) shouldn't I be looking for a full-time job. If I get the full-time job, I won't have time off this summer for vacation so I decided to say SCREW IT. And just bought the tickets.

My cousin is getting married on August 6th (peak season, a.k.a. expensive season). But since I don't need a hotel, it should be a cheap vacation considering that I'm staying for a month. LOL I'm leaving on July 20 and returning with my parents on August 17th (the poor working suckers can only spend 2 weeks there).

I talked to one of my cousins over the weekend and she told me that she has the month of August for vacation this year (she's a kindergarten teacher) so I should definitely come. My uncle was in the background saying that you are only young once and to come one last time for a while before I get that full-time job. I must say I do miss the idea of getting 30 days vacation a year like they do in Germany. It really puts to shame the 10 days I was getting at my old job.

So I'm putting off the job search for a couple more months (it can't do anymore harm). Then once I get back and I'm all nice and rested, I'll go gangbusters sending out those resumes.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Topic: Blogs ... Discuss

I just read an issue of Business Week whose title story was on Blogs. “Blogs will change your business … Our advice: Catch up … or catch you later.”

The article pretty much said blogs are valuable marketing research and publicity tools. It also talked about flogs or fake blogs that companies create to promote something.

I don’t know about you, but this pisses me off. I don’t want our little blog community comprised of private citizens to be invaded by corporations. If I read something on a blog, I don’t want to have to decide whether it is a flog put out by a corporation or someone who is being paid by a company to endorse a product.

As a marketing major, I understand that with the increased cynicism surrounding advertising, whenever a new tool is available to promote your product, you should jump on it, but where do business ethics fit into all of this. Shouldn’t companies or blogs be required to state whether they are receiving funding to talk about a particular product. Otherwise aren’t they just deceiving us? I know that companies already go into chat rooms anonymously to spread the word about their products, but should they? Once word gets out about this, won’t it just lead to further skepticism and make marketing even harder?

On the other hand, as a blogger, I guess it would be a good way to supplement my income by accepting corporate sponsorship in exchange for endorsing a product. But then again, how credible would I be?

I agree that blogs are a great source of market research for companies. You can find out what consumers think about your product or service and interact with them. I also think that blogs would be a welcomed addition to company websites, but should they be intermingled with the rest of our blogs on blogger under an anonymous name?

I never really watch “The View”, but I tuned in yesterday to see Rosie O’Donnell and today to see Madonna. I liked the idea of their Hot Topics debate and thought I would steal it for my blog. So today’s hot topic is BLOGS. Do you think corporation should create flogs in order to market their products? Do you even care? Am I just being too sensitive?

New Food Pyramid

As most of you know, I am a little behind on my magazine reading, 6 weeks to be exact, but there is no time like the present to catch up. In the May 2nd issue of Time they had an article on the new food pyramid that the government came up with. After learning that it cost the taxpayers $2.4 million to come up with this, I decided to go to their website and check it out.

http://www.mypyramid.gov/

So here is what my pyramid looks like.


My only question is, where do my Fudge Shoppe Grasshopper Fudge Mint Cookies fit into all this?

As a tip, we keep ours in the freezer and they make a delecta